Just for laughs

leer · leer

xerxes · xerxes

this is just so funny and i have to share it with you. thanks ej for sharing... it did gave me hearty laugh. maybe it's even funnier because we can relate nyahahahaha. ok here it is...read on guys... We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We'...

onang_07 · onang_07

for me... i know that they're such a great band that ive evr seen in my life! not only for an acoustic genre performer but for all genre...!

baby_blue · baby_blue

Lahat Tyo Ayaw tubuan ng Pimples.. Lalo na ang mga kababaihan... Ito na ang pagkakataon nyo para Maiwasan ang pagkakaroon ng tagyawat o ano mang duming tumutubo sa ating pagmumukha.. Mga sangkap: 2 oz. pawis ng nagdadalagang Lamok(dapat matalinong lamok) ...

JENtotskie · JENtotskie

for real???

ms_acoustic14 · ms_acoustic14

ei, To tHe pEoPLe hU Is aLwAyS ReGiStErEd In aN UNLIMITED TXT pRoMO, pLs PuT YouR# HeRe!! kAhIt aNuNg nEtWoRk.. BaStA FuN Of unLiMiTeD!! kIe????????>>> PaRa OvErNigHt WaLaNg TuLoGaN,,.. HehEe..

oKiE LaNg BaH???

iS It sU...

baby_blue · baby_blue

FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER W...

beeboo · beeboo

c angelfire ba xa?

baby_blue · baby_blue

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHE...

xerxes · xerxes

Relaxdiego - a married man - left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of crying and scre...

xerxes · xerxes

An eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her mother and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. The mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit and the results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want t...

xerxes · xerxes

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructio...

xerxes · xerxes

50,000 MYMP fans meet at Luneta for a "MYMP Fans are not stupid" convention. Pat says, we are all here today to prove to the world that MYMP supporters are not stupid. Can i have a volunteer? EJ gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Pat&...

xerxes · xerxes

ayan tinanggal ko na... i'm really trying so hard to be nice... i'm bad... i know... and i'm having a great time nyahahahaha -- Edited by xerxes at 17:24, 2005-09-09

xerxes · xerxes

Three guys found themselves in Hell: Vince, Glen, and EJ. A little confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3' 4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voic...

xerxes · xerxes

In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his First witness to the stand - an elderly grandmother. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded " Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big di...

xerxes · xerxes

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent."I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to d...

xerxes · xerxes

Xerxes went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help him with. Xerxes said "this...

xerxes · xerxes

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way...

xerxes · xerxes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? A: Because it said "concentrate." Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: How did the blonde...

xerxes · xerxes

LAWYER JOKES Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. LAWYER EXPERIMENTS Two scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. "We've started something new at my lab," said the first sci...

xerxes · xerxes

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch...

xerxes · xerxes

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating...

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	bakit kaya may buntot ang aso? (Preview)	leer	1	2228	Oct 17, 2006 by fanzy_019
	pooping in the office vocabulary (Preview) this is just so funny and i have to share it with you. thanks ej for sharing... it did gave me hearty laugh. maybe it's even funnier because we can relate nyahahahaha. ok here it is...read on guys... We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We'...	xerxes	3	1157	Mar 20, 2006 by xerxes
	"they're great! ryt?" (Preview) for me... i know that they're such a great band that ive evr seen in my life! not only for an acoustic genre performer but for all genre...!	onang_07	0	971	Mar 19, 2006 by onang_07
	WHO WANTS PIMPLES ENYWEYZ??? (Preview) Lahat Tyo Ayaw tubuan ng Pimples.. Lalo na ang mga kababaihan... Ito na ang pagkakataon nyo para Maiwasan ang pagkakaroon ng tagyawat o ano mang duming tumutubo sa ating pagmumukha.. Mga sangkap: 2 oz. pawis ng nagdadalagang Lamok(dapat matalinong lamok) ...	baby_blue	7	1376	Mar 8, 2006 by brayden_03
	who's baby_blue???? (Preview) for real???	JENtotskie	18	1451	Jan 23, 2006 by JENtotskie
	anyone there hu's registered in UNLIMITED txt??? (Preview) ei, To tHe pEoPLe hU Is aLwAyS ReGiStErEd In aN UNLIMITED TXT pRoMO, pLs PuT YouR# HeRe!! kAhIt aNuNg nEtWoRk.. BaStA FuN Of unLiMiTeD!! kIe????????>>> PaRa OvErNigHt WaLaNg TuLoGaN,,.. HehEe.. oKiE LaNg BaH??? iS It sU...	ms_acoustic14	0	991	Jan 18, 2006 by ms_acoustic14
	A.I.D.S.(acquired immune deficiency syndrome) LETTER FOR DAD (Preview) FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER W...	baby_blue	1	1007	Jan 17, 2006 by ms_acoustic14
	may i know who's JENtotskie is? (Preview) c angelfire ba xa?	beeboo	0	1007	Jan 10, 2006 by beeboo
	STUPID THINGS HAPPENS.... (Preview) MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHE...	baby_blue	0	1047	Oct 1, 2005 by baby_blue
	relaxdiego (Preview) Relaxdiego - a married man - left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of crying and scre...	xerxes	7	1061	Sep 19, 2005 by xerxes
	what miscarriage?! (Preview) An eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her mother and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. The mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit and the results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want t...	xerxes	0	975	Sep 18, 2005 by xerxes
	evil bitches (Preview) The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructio...	xerxes	0	925	Sep 18, 2005 by xerxes
	MYMP FANS ARE NOT STUPID!! (Preview) 50,000 MYMP fans meet at Luneta for a "MYMP Fans are not stupid" convention. Pat says, we are all here today to prove to the world that MYMP supporters are not stupid. Can i have a volunteer? EJ gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Pat&...	xerxes	6	1115	Sep 18, 2005 by relaxdiego
	quote, unquote (Preview) ayan tinanggal ko na... i'm really trying so hard to be nice... i'm bad... i know... and i'm having a great time nyahahahaha -- Edited by xerxes at 17:24, 2005-09-09	xerxes	1	1085	Sep 8, 2005 by baby_blue
	EJ (Preview) Three guys found themselves in Hell: Vince, Glen, and EJ. A little confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3' 4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voic...	xerxes	3	1062	Aug 10, 2005 by leer
	mrs. jones (Preview) In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his First witness to the stand - an elderly grandmother. He approached her and asked "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded " Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big di...	xerxes	0	926	Jul 19, 2005 by xerxes
	bush (Preview) While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent."I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to d...	xerxes	0	925	Jul 19, 2005 by xerxes
	xerxes (Preview) Xerxes went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help him with. Xerxes said "this...	xerxes	0	1006	Jul 19, 2005 by xerxes
	the mirror... (Preview) After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way...	xerxes	0	1006	Jul 13, 2005 by xerxes
	blondes Q & A (Preview) Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? A: Because it said "concentrate." Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: How did the blonde...	xerxes	0	944	Jul 13, 2005 by xerxes
	lawyers unlimited (Preview) LAWYER JOKES Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. LAWYER EXPERIMENTS Two scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. "We've started something new at my lab," said the first sci...	xerxes	0	998	Jul 10, 2005 by xerxes
	son of a bitch (Preview) The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch...	xerxes	0	955	Jul 6, 2005 by xerxes
	jimmy and the croc (Preview) A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating...	xerxes	0	1042	Jul 6, 2005 by xerxes
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