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Relaxdiego - a married man - left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of crying and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?"

Relaxdiego couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!" Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye...

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Yeah. I learned my lesson since then.

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Lam mo, this is really funny stuff. Pero bakit hanggang ngayon alang nagrereply? Na gets kaya ng iba xer?

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my lips are sealed... oh what the heck... come on mark, after being around here for quite sometime already you shouldn't have been surprised!  be back after a year or two, if we're lucky we'll get a comment... 

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xerxes wrote:

my lips are sealed... oh what the heck... come on mark, after being around here for quite sometime already you shouldn't have been surprised!  be back after a year or two, if we're lucky we'll get a comment... 


Hehehe. Be nice man. I'm sure it's only the age of the members that's the factor and not mental capacity. Tayo lang kasi ang mga matatanda dito.

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relaxdiego wrote:



Hehehe. Be nice man. I'm sure it's only the age of the members that's the factor and not mental capacity. Tayo lang kasi ang mga matatanda dito.



whew! i was right the first time... my lips are better sealed sometimes hehe..


yeah, i've got loads of funny stuff i can't post here just because they are not suitable for very young ones...


matured is the right word, not old!! who told you im old anyway? kuya ej?





-- Edited by xerxes at 17:15, 2005-09-19

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xerxes wrote:

who told you im old anyway? kuya ej?


No. You simply exude old age.

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relaxdiego wrote:


xerxes wrote: who told you im old anyway? kuya ej? No. You simply exude old age.


hmmm...wait...


thinking...


 


thinking...


 


OK, i'll take that as a compliment. thanks!



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